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No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
First I may be your servant's name; then your desires I may proclaim; And when your mortal life is over hold all your wealth within my power.
What has a bottom at the top?
What can be heard in court or used to carry briefs?
When I am caught, I am thrown away. When I escape, you itch all day. What am I?
Why did Superman flush the toilet?