Answer:
Gumby and yoga instructors have this in common.
What is red, bloody and smells like an orange?
Defends your noggin from the hard pavement
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
An utensil used for bread. Also a paper cutter. Used by a thug to take a life, Or wielded by the tamest wife, When used to spread the butter.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?