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Women don't have and don't want it. Men get it but sometimes they try to get rid of it. What is it?
In your fire you hear me scream! Creaking and whining yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
It can be cracked, It can be made, It can be told, it can be played. What is it?
What is the middle of water but is not an island?
Said to have fifty shades
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.