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When I type I tap these on the keys
I'm a ring of sliced onion dipped in batter and then deep fried.
I am the yellow hem of the sea's blue skirt.
Not a comb or a brush but makes the hair feel plush. What is it?
Women don't have and don't want it. Men get it but sometimes they try to get rid of it. What is it?
How did the farmer find his wife?