Answer:
What has black spots and a white face, is fat not thin, and helps you to win, but tumbles all over the place?
This is a dead giveaway
Often found in doctor's offices and pirate flags
Four kings of whom I am one lord. Often on deck but never on board. Though I have a large heart, I am always seen at war. During which I always wear a suit, but never a suit of armor. Who or what am I?
What has many keys but cannot open a single lock or door?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?