Answer:
What fruit is of great use in history?
My first is snapping, snarling, growling, My second's industrious, romping, and prowling. Higgledy piggledy Here we lie, picked and plucked, and put in a pie.
What can be opened but cannot be closed?
Men seize it from its home, tear apart its flesh, drink the sweet blood, then cast its skin aside.
It nukes food at the touch of a button.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?