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The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many more behind.
Attracted by light but flies at night. It's wind and hairy but not too scary. What is it?
What lives where it cannot breathe and has a hole in its back
John Lennon sang about being this toothy creature.
How a big, hibernating mammal would show affection.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?