Answer:
Do what he says and you'll be fine, don't and you lose the game.
I have one eye. See near and far. I hold the moments you treasure and the things that make you weep.
Three little letters, a paradox to some. The worse that it is, the better it becomes.
What can be swallowed, But can also swallow you?
It is a sound of empty, speak and it'll talk back plenty. But all the more you yack, you'll get the same words back.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?