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I can speak with my hard metal tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have no lung. What am I?
I can sizzle like bacon. I am made from an egg. I have plenty of backbone but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions but still remain whole. I can be long like a flagpole yet fit in a hole.
Although a human shape I wear Mother I never had; And though no sense nor life I share in finest silks I'm clad. By every miss I'm valued much beloved and highly prized; still my cruel fate is such by boys I am often despised.
What can you catch but not throw?
What flies without wings?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?