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My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale. But I'm always ready to tell a tale.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Some try to hide, some try to cheat. But time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name. I promise you'll know, when you I do claim.
I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. What are we?
Held firmly in the hands, like a sword it cuts deep. Bloodless strokes, all, then forward we leap.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?