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My head and tail both equal are my middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel Is quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off the matter's true though passing strange directly I to nothing change.
I am full of holes but still holds water.
I plow and plow but never sow.
If you're looking for something sweet I know what to do. But if you don't like heat I'm not for you.
I am the kind of soda you must not drink.
A doctor might remove one from the neck of a Dracula victim.