Answer:
What bone has a sense of humor?
I've been around for millions of years, but I am no more than a month old. What am I?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price I simply smile and nod twice.
I'm an animal. I love marching. I always wear a tuxedo. What am I?
I spend the day at the window go to the table for meals and hide at night.
Which kind of fruit must have a large wedding ceremony with lots of people in attendance?