Answer:
Small and bearded, both in the real world and in stories.
Possibly the only famous plumber who has the courage to ever to rescue a princess.
You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off. What color are the bus drivers eyes?
A metal snake that runs on tracks.
Who shows her boobs?
What is always coming but never arrives?