Answer:
Don't do this in the shallow end.
I have a title and many pages I am a genteel of genteel descent I am a killer veteran of war I am a slave to my lord Pledged to his service.
If a man carried my burden, he would break his back. I am not rich, but leave silver in my track.
What has 13 hearts but none beat?
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?