Answer:
A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who has married many women but never has been married who is he
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
Look into my face and I'm everybody. Scratch my back and I'm nobody.
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear. All day we are bitterly pressed. Yet this I will say, we are full all the day, and empty when go to rest.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?