Answer:
Four kings of whom I am one lord. Often on deck but never on board. Though I have a large heart, I am always seen at war. During which I always wear a suit, but never a suit of armor. Who or what am I?
Ambitious people will climb the social version of this contraption.
He's small but he can climb a tower.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
It weighs next to nothing but no one can hold it for long. What is it?
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.