Answer:
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Sometimes you feel it weigh a ton. Yet it is nothing, but somehow still there. Makes you uncomfortable around anyone, But speak its name and it's gone.
What goes up and down but never moves?
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
What is the ending of all that begins?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?