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Meat that has been cured by being cut into long, thin strips and dried
If you can get this professional's attention you can get where you need to go for a price.
This is the main ingredient in spaghetti and Mac-N-Cheese.
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
Blind but cruel.
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?