Two fathers were talking. The father of a teenager was complaining about his son but the other father said that his son is perfect. He’s not bossy, he’s not impulsive, he’s not disrespectful, he doesn’t have anger issues. How can his son be so perfect?
His son is only 2 months old
How many birthdays do the average Jehovah Witness’ have?
None, they don’t celebrate birthdays
What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?
They are both in the middle of water.
How many bricks does it take to finish a brick building?
One (the last one is the only one that can finish the building).