What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
What's the quickest way to double your money?#2
Fold it in half.
Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
It wasn't raining!
Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets!
During what month do people sleep the least?
February, it's the shortest month.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
What ends everything always?
The alphabet 'g'.
How can you smell if you don’t have a nose?
Don't take shower.