While a cat was outside, it started to downpour. The cat couldn’t find any shelter and got completely soaked by the rain, yet not a single hair was wet. How could this be?
It was a hairless cat
If it took 6 people 9 hours to build a barn, how long would it take 12 people to build the same barn?
None, the barn is already built!
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?
Zero, roosters do not lay eggs
A grandfather, two fathers and two sons went to the movie theater together and everyone bought one movie ticket each. How many tickets did they buy in total?
3 (the grandfather is also a father and the father is also a son)
If roses are red, snakes can fly, and violets are blue, something is wrong with this statement and I hope you find it too.
Violets are not really blue, and there really is a snake called a flying snake
What can you find here, there and everywhere?
The word here
Four very obese women, one from Egypt, one from Lebanon, one from Sudan, and a British women became very sad when they lost 30 pounds. Why would they be sad?
Because in their countries pounds are currency, not a measure of weight
Claire ordered a meal for her family of four at a fast food restaurant. She ordered meal numbers 1, 3, 7 and 9 but the ended up giving all the food back. Why is that?
Because the food was odd
What do cinders, charcoal, ember, and fire have that a smoke simply doesn’t have?
The letter R
What is the equivalent of 4k + 2k +k ?
7000 (k is a symbol for 1000)