There are four men on a boat in the middle of the ocean with five cigarettes and nothing to make a flame. But five seconds later they get a cigarette lighter. How?
They throw one cigarette away
You'll find me in sand, but not in the sea. I'm something you keep between you and me.
The word "and"
What is the only 5 letter word that becomes larger when you add the letter “r” to it?
The word “large”
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you hope to have two eggs every day for your breakfast, how many eggs can you expect to have after 13 days?
Zero, roosters don’t lay eggs
If Bethany drank a half cup of wine, and Maria drank a fourth cup of wine, who drank more?
Maria, because she drank four cups of wine
Two fathers were talking. The father of a teenager was complaining about his son but the other father said that his son is perfect. He’s not bossy, he’s not impulsive, he’s not disrespectful, he doesn’t have anger issues. How can his son be so perfect?
His son is only 2 months old
What do you find at the end of the line?
The letter E