Answer:
What breaks on the water but never on the land?
Hands she has but does not hold. Teeth she has but does not bite. Feet she has but they are cold. Eyes she has but without sight.
What kinds of men are always above board?
I pass before the sun, but make no shadow.
Autumn leaves and bad bowlers wreak havoc on this
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?