Answer:
What is it that makes tears without sorrow. And takes its journey to heaven?
I am quick when I'm thin. I am slow when I'm fat. Wind is my worst nightmare. What am I?
I stand up tall and am made of steel With baguettes and garlic at my heel. I love the colors red white and blue but obviously not as much as you. I am a marvel for all to see Though to some I am a monstrosity!
Take it and you will lose or gain more than the others.
I go in hard come out soft. Blow me hard and I’ll make a pop.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?