The athletically challenged spend a good deal of time on this seat made of pine.
A wave of white powdery destruction that is a skier's worst nightmare.
It's round but also like a chess-board. It can and is both whirled and curled, And bent and shot and parried. Some play it on a field or watch it on the couch, And anyone can play it, even Peter Crouch.
Which ring is square?