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I pass before the sun, but make no shadow.
Dies half its life. Lives the rest. Dances without music. Breathes without breath.
In the night a mountain, in the morning a meadow.
What's as small as a mouse but guards a house like a lion?
It is the great nemesis of the lactose intolerant.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?