Answer:
What word is always pronounced wrong?
What has a ring but no fingers?
What is filled with air and sometimes a gas, tied to a string and often seen on your birthday?
What can be any size or shape and gets bigger the more you take from it?
I am a piece of paper that takes most people 3 or 4 years to get. What am I?
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.