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I have numbers on my face but can't find 13 any place. What am I?
When young I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged I make you gay. When old I am valued more than ever.
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but wasn't stopped by police. Why?
The thunder comes before the lightning and the lightning comes before the cloud The rain dries all the land it touches wrapping the earth in a blood red shroud.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.