Answer:
What gets colder as it warms up?
Spies and detectives do this to phones and musical shoes make this sound.
What is always on its way but never arrives?
In spring I look gay, Covered in a green array, The warmer it gets the more clothing I wear, As the cold grows, I throw away my clothes.
A gentleman whose offspring have successfully produced offspring of their own.
It flows out of the soil, It burns you if it boils, And holds us in its coils, More valuable than gold, As black as it is old.