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I shave several times a day, yet I still have a beard. What am I?
cats and deflation tires make this noise.
As a state in America I am round on both sides and high in the middle.
What tastes better than it smells?
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Be sure to shout for its answers are weak, but there is no language it cannot speak.