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What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Where did the baseball keep its lemonade?
I am a word. I become longer when the third letter is removed. What am I?
Without a bridle, or a saddle, across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those I ride, by help of me, though almost blind, are made to see. What am I?
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold. What am I?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?