Answer:
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
I have a face, yet no senses. But I don't really care, because time is of the essence.
I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball.
When I live I cry, If you don't kill me I'll die.
A kind of weather that comes your way, but add a "D" and it will run away
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?