What did 2n-1 say to 2n?
I can't even
You go to the doctor because you're ill and he prescribes you with 3 pills and tells you to take them every half hour. How long do the pills last you?
An hour because the first pill doesn't take 30 min. to take
What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?
Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?
Because 288 is too gross. (A gross is 144, so 2 gross is 144 x 2 or 288)
Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fish?
Because the fishing group consists of a grandfather, his son, and his son's son.