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Although my cow is dead, I still beat her What a racket she makes.
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day.
What goes around and around the wood, but never goes into the wood?
Known to accessorize with feathers, trumpets, and harps.
Always wax, yet always wane: I melt, succumbed to the flame. Lighting darkness, with fate unblest, I soon devolve to shapeless mess.
What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?