Answer:
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
He has married many women but has never married.
Metal or bone I may be, many teeth I have and always bared. Yet my bite harms no one. And ladies delight in my touch.
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe.
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.