Answer:
Meat that has been cured by being cut into long, thin strips and dried
What can be broken without being touched?
Sometimes you feel it weigh a ton. Yet it is nothing, but somehow still there. Makes you uncomfortable around anyone, But speak its name and it's gone.
Even if you throw it away, it still comes back.
Proof you've done your time in school
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?