Answer:
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
You can do this with your friends. You can do this with your nose. But don't do it with your friend's nose!
Whipping one of these out in the wrong setting is said to be terrible luck.
A person's greatest asset.
I travel the world and I am drunk constantly. Who am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?