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Disgusting creatures that would survive a nuclear strike.
What screams when put in a pot of boiling water?
I have a very long neck and eat leaves from tall trees. What am I?
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
Black and scary, small and hairy. In the night you hear it preach, Through its noisy high pitched screech.
What scientists might call your pooch.