Answer:
Slang for the male half in a marriage.
Both guys and women enhance their visual organs with this item.
It can be grown in your yard or bought at the store and is given for love when less is more?
What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
Break it and it gets better, immediately set and harder to break again.
If all Wibbles are Criggles, all Borkins are Kwumblins, no Hoggles are Borkins, and all Criggles are Borkins, is it true that all Borkins are Criggles?