Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
*forward* *backwards*is what I do all day. I come in all different shapes and sizes. I can be scary and I can calm you down.
What can you catch but not throw?
lighter than feather and softer than silk yet the strongest man in the world cannot hold me for more than a few minutes.
If a man carries my burden they will get crushed to death. Though not rich I leave silver in my track.
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?