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Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it, can't see it. What is it?
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand.
I'm an animal. I love marching. I always wear a tuxedo. What am I?
I am enjoyed by some, despised by others. Some take me for granted, some treasure me like a gift. I last forever, unless you break me first. What am I?
What is made of water but if you put it in water it will die?
What do you called a sad coffee?