Answer:
What goes up but never goes down?
I'm a god. I'm a planet. I measure heat.
I'm a ring of sliced onion dipped in batter and then deep fried.
What can be measured but has no length, width or height?
You feel this sensation when you are dehydrated.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
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Animal
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Food
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Kids
Logic
What am I?