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What can you hold in your left hand but can never hold in your right hand?
Major or minor I can be, when you touch me make sure you that you’re on the right key.
Both guys and women enhance their visual organs with this item.
Raise your right appendage high above your head. Turn your head to the right and you will smell this.
They can be long or short; they can be grown or bought; they can be painted or left bare; they can be round or square.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?