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You roll it or you buy it, People say you shouldn't try it, Because you may get a stroke, From inhaling all that smoke.
Dry though I may be, I am still a sea.
It's tough as nails, Or soft as snow. People use it for their rink, Some just put in their drink.
In birth I spring forth, in life I unfold. In death I wilt and die, but rebirth restores all.
What is it that leaps and runs and yet, has no feet?
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?