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I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
What goes up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?
By Moon or by Sun I shall be found. Yet I am undone if there's no light around.
I cannot be burned in fire or drowned in water
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?