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It flies around all day but never goes anywhere? What is it?
While you were folding a letter you got me. Usually you will do whatever it takes to avoid me but now you can't help but find me.
With a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone as skin long I stood. What am I?
I am the place to turn when nature calls.
I can be entertaining until you realize some pieces have been lost.
Why was the cook arrested?