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No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
I am a king who's good at measuring stuff.
I hop around and deliver eggs at Easter.
I have a bank, but no money. I have a bed but do not sleep.I have a mouth but cannot eat. What am I?
I am slim and tall many find me desirable and appealing they touch me and I give a false good feeling once I shine in splendor but only once and then no more for many I am to die for.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?