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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I am the kind of food monkey likes and people slip on me and fall in cartoons.
I am an odd number that become even when beheaded.
Where did the baseball keep its lemonade?
In many hall ways you would stand if not with me in hand.
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?