Answer:
Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here. What am I?
Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
When you need me, you must find me. When you find me, you no longer need me. What am I?
I fly when I'm on and float coming off.
I am the kind of soda you must not drink. What am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?