Answer:
What can go up a chimney down but canβt go down a chimney up?
Whoever makes it tells it not. Whoever takes it knows it not. Whoever knows it wants it not
What kind of dog keeps the best time?
As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny; I broke her neck and drank her blood and left her standing empty.
Fashions change, but what can a person wear that is never out of style?
A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.