Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I'm really blue but when you see me I'm red. You don't see me too often. I'm there for you if you're hurt.
Break me and I am better, immediately set and harder to be broken again. What am I?
I have a neck but no head. I have a body but no arm. I have a bottom but no leg. What am I?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk